horny Tee
the feeling you get that urges you to have sex; this story should give you that feeling Bret finally got to the Halloween party and saw tons of hot girls with cleavage and tight outfits all over the place. Bianca came up to him and told him she wanted to take a look upstairs since the party was at a house she had never been to before. They went upstairs to look around. Bret could see Bianca's perfect ass under her tight stripper-nurse's skirt as she walked up the steps in front of him in red heels. He knew she was tryna have some fun. They came to a room on the other end of the house that had a huge bed in the middle of it. Bianca crawled onto the bed and flashed her thong and entire ass in Bret's direction. A bulge started to become visible in his pants. He came up behind Bianca and grabbed her waist as she was bent over so she could feel his boner rubbing up against her. She moaned, so she must have been horny already. Bianca pulled her belly shirt over her head revealing her perky C-cup breasts. They grazed the bed as she bent back down to rub her ass all over Bret's package. Bret took off his shirt and reached down to pull off his shorts so that he was in only his boxers. He flipped Bianca over to face him and began taking off her skirt. He wanted her to keep those sexy red heels on when he got her moaning.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.