Horny Tee
To have a boner, or to be turned on so much that you wanna fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck. Just read the example... He was gorgouse, she was sexy as all hell. They wanted each other. In the motel room she pushed him onto the bed and slowly pulled his pants off. He simply stared at the ceiling and moaned. Having been turned on he had a huge boner, his cock was huge. 11" and dripping with precum. Her tits were swelling seeing his dick. After she pulled his pants and boxers off she threw herself onto his huge cock and titty fucked him. She got into the 69 posttion and started giving him the blowjob of his life. She pumped his cock, slowly but faster and faster, she stuck the tip of her tounge into his hole and he came. she licked up every drop while moaning. He was eating out to perfection. First he had licked around her thighs, getting her wet. Then he had kissed her lips in her vagina and then, he tounge fucked her, making her cum. he smiled and licked up heer sweet cunt. Pleased with himself to be able to pleasure her.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating