horny Tee
to be sexually aroused ex. I was in my apartment with my friend steph. We were going to watch a movie she brought over. she put the movie in and hit play, i was expecting a chick flick, however, it was a porno movie that was in the wrong case. i went to stop it and then steph said no please keep it on so i did. i was so turned on watching it and she could see how much it was turning me on my 12" penis was making a bulge in my pants and i saw her looking. without saying anything she looked at me and then jumped on top of me kissing my lips massaging her tongue with mine. i then slid my head to her neck and began sucking and biting i moved up to her ear and whispered very softly for her to take my pants off and then i nibbled her ear driving her wild. she took my shirt off revealing my rock solid abs and i took her shirt off showing her leopard print bra and her 34C breasts.her boobs were jumping out of her bra so i slowly sexually removed her bra with my teeth. she decided she was then going to do as i asked and remove my pants. she took my zipper in her teeth and slid it down while unbottening them she slid them down slowly. i was so horny and i couldnt take my eyes off her huge breasts. i was sitting on the sofa with my boxers on and she walked to the kitchen and when she came back she was completely naked and her vagina was covered in whip cream.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂