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Nick grabbed near boobs tightly and whispered in maddies ear that this was going to be the funnest day she's ever had. She took her hand and moved Nicks off of her boobs. She grabbed one of them and led him up to her room. Nick locked the door, and turmed around to Maddie fingering herself. This made him horny. He walked closer and stopped right in front of her. Maddie took her hand out of her shorts. Nick grabbed the straps to her tank top and pulled it off. She was wearing a red bra. He could already tell her tits were huge. He grabbed her waist to make her stand up and pulled down her shorts revealing her soaked red thong. He turned her tiny body around and undid her bra with his teeth. He pulled it off, she had huge, ripe tits. They has hard pink nipples on them. He pulled down her thong and looked at her pussy. At this point Maddie couldn’t take it any more and ripped his boxers off. He didn’t have any pants on. She pulled him onto her bed and told him to fuck her hard. He jumped on top of her and inserted his penis in her vagina. She moaned in pleasure and they kept doing this for a good 20 minutes. Then she sucked on his cock, that didn’t last long because nick wanted to taste her. He spread her thighs apart went between them. He licked all around her pussy until he touched her g spot. They both orgasmed at the same time. He patted her vagina before he left. “I love you, let’s do this some time this weekend.”

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G. Jan 20

LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍

Angelina C. Jan 16
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