Hope Tee
A Beautiful Disaster who likes Cereal, Hard Rock and the smell of her own farts. She will sing off key while dancing(head banging) in the kitchen while burning the Pizza and spilling your beer. She will fall down stairs, wreck your car, and try to get your dog high. when your being intimate, she will bite your tongue when you go to kiss her, try to stick her finger in your butt and call you her bitch. She will ride you while choking you and then spit in your mouth. She will continue riding you even after you came if she hadn't yet. She'll put her cigarette out on your bare chest, climb off of you and then whip you cock with a wet rolled up towel telling you great job champ. If you piss her off she will donate all of your belongings to charity and fuck your cousin. She is more than any man can ask for and you will never be able to live without her. She is the most beautiful person you can imagine inside and out so you will always tolerate her craziness. She is more addicting than heroine or meth. One night with her and you're hooked for life. You will never love anyone as much as her, so never let her go. She has the mind of a demon but the heart of an Angel.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡