Hook Hampshire Tee
Hook is a small town, near basingstoke. It is full of smart, good looking, intelligent youths who love to have a good time! It has a londis, premier and tesco too, With many takeaways, causing the population of Hook to be obese. The place where heads hang out is usually either premier car park, hook station or base/skatepark. The hook parish council set up 'The Base' to get youths off the streets... This did not work, no body goes there. The amount of moped's has increased over the past couple of years, therefore causing the police to get mass amounts of complaints from the local residents. A few olders, that drive usually congregate at the top car park at the base playing their music at an unsocial level, therefore causing more complaints from the residents. -One car you've got to look out for, is a blue corsa with a loud exhaust and a monkey-looking boy driving it. In hook there are the HYG and the Hook Massive. The HYG drive whereas the Hook Massive prefer to walk and fuck shit up. Bun bench is where you'd find most of the stoners of hook, if youre ever in need of weed, ring the number written on the lampost next to the dog shit bin, fat draws. NOTE: If you're ever on drugs, avoid the trippy ass hook 'lady' walker. Hook has a range of antisocial activities: Terrorising Yugi, Throwing dead pigeons across the road, Trolley racing in tesco car park, Making large fires in bluebell woods, EGGS.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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