Hoog Tee
The Hoog is something that everyone likes spamming with freeze and rage in every battle. But what exactly is the hoog? One day, a crowd of hog riders were riding throughout the lands, when they came across the persians. The persian empire was a large empire and they were missing one thing from getting to the top; the right troopers. When they found the hog riders, they were relieved, as their search for the perfect troop came to a halt. They took the hog riders in and persianized them. They gave them fancy golden jewelry, and made them take off their shirts. The persians would refer to them as hoogs instead of hog riders, so they officially became hoog. The hoogs didn’t like the name change or the accessories, so one day they escaped the persian empire, and returned to the hog rider empire. They shared their findings with the hog rider lord, and the lord loved the new changes and accessories, but not the name hoog. From that day forth, every hog rider would be shirtless, with golden jewelry, but the hoog wasn’t out of the picture yet. The persian empire would go on to be one of the biggest empires out there, and the news of the hoog spread. Nowadays, hoog is widely used by many people to refer hog riders.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means