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Hoodbilly Tee

Hoodbilly (ies) are a hybrid species descendant of mated humanoid Squatandrathal and hominid Whitetrashsaphien. They walk upright but lack evolutionary brain growth allowing the capacity to use tools. They survive by nesting in abandoned dwellings, buildings, cars, parks, vacant lots and sewer systems. This Ghettodweller class of Pseudo Human is kin to the Hillbilly and related to Whiteboianoids. They cannot wash clothes, properly drive a car, use running water or figure out how to wipe things clean with a rag. Hoodbilly enlist advanced thumbed races to shave their heads , to use razors for Mullet cuts or Mohawks. Tattoos, applied by other races of tears, barbed wire, skulls, crosses, 115%, shamrocks, sacred hearts and poorly executed likenesses of dead relatives festoon their bodies. The mating ritual of Hoodbilly lasts 4-5 days. It begins when a Hoodbetty gets her guvy and ends when it all spent it on drugs and alcohol and her children start complaining of being hungry. The usual signs of the male leaving to find another female are loud fights, hysterical crying, and the male savagely beating the female as she begs for him to stay. He will usually start the mating process again with the Hoodbetty’s cousin, sister, mother, best friend or aunt. They cannot dance or sing but insist on rapping to songs that do not know the words to or understand the meaning of words they manage to briefly remember. This style of music and dance is known as Hickhop.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

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