Honsplumping Tee
The action of diving and/or swimming in a small pond or creek to avoid being shot. Usually a person Honsplumps when they are trying to stay alive in a deadly situation, but Honsplumping is also a game played with two teams of players using airsoft guns and played in a pond or lake. One team takes up the roll of the "Divers" while the other team is the "Shooters". The Divers are given 30 seconds to hide and maneuver into the body of water, and then the Shooters are given 2 minutes to shoot the Divers as many times as they can while the Divers try to evade being shot. After the two minutes, the teams switch rolls with the Divers becoming the Shooters, and vice versa. This comprises one "Inning." There are nine Innings in a normal game of Honsplumping, similar to a game of Baseball, and the team with the highest score at the end wins, unless one team reaches 145 points before the end of the game, in which case they automatically win, and the game ends. The score is tallied at the end of each Inning, therefore not giving one team any more of an advantage to reaching 145 points first. If both teams reach 145 points in the same inning, the scores are reset, and the game continues where it left off, except with both teams back at 0 at the beginning of the next Inning.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.