Hjördis Tee
There is different types of Hjördis Hjördis 1 is the original Hjördis, she is like 60 years old, has blond hair, lives in a cottage in the woods with her two cats alone. She is very introverted and doesn't like talking to other people, she only likes her cats and her cats only. This Hjördis can be seen in many movies, or read about in books, she is sort of like a Hjördis legend (sometimes she is also blind). Hjördis 2 Is that weird girl you met in high school, she probably has curly hair and wears a lot of colorful knitted clothing, she is also carries around an instrument wherever she goes, usually a clarinet or a cello. She is sort of desperate and really wants a boyfriend, but people just thinks she is annoying because she talks so much. She writes a lot of fanfiction, and she promotes her tumblr a little too much. Hjördis 3 is this cute toddler who can speak more than most kids in her age, she has parents who only eats vegan, drinks a lot of tea, and owns a turtle. She has an amazing vocabulary for a two year old, and she knows like every single bird type in the world. Her parents are a little too proud of her and they like to show her off to others, she hates the attention tho. If you ever meet someone namen Hjördis, it's probably one of these three people.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.