hipstertarian Tee
A young, trendy libertarian in his/her late teens, 20s, or early 30s who jumped on the bandwagon during the height of Ron Paul, Rand Paul, and Bob Barr's popularity. This person is usually of an upper-class or upper-middle class background and is more or less a conservative Republican at heart, but doesn't want to identify as such, for fear of being ostracized and kicked out of parties with free drugs and access to beautiful people of the opposite sex. While identifying as "libertarian", this person usually believes in many positions of the mainstream Republican Party and may be staunchly pro-life, staunchly anti-immigration, and a supporter of Fox News and A.M. Talk Radio. Hipstertarians may have tattoos, piercings, and a penchant for drinking and can often go unnoticed. Additionally, their horrible fashion sense, effeminate behavior, and Kings of Leon LP collections make them blend in with liberal, anarchist, and apolitical hipsters. Assuming you reign in your knee-jerk urge to beat them senseless, please remind them in a calm and eloquent fashion that Ron Paul is, in fact, a paleo-conservative and not a libertarian, and that their entire life is a bloated, phantasmagorical sham that caught AIDS and died in the back of a thrift store.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
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