Hickster Tee
Originating from the term, Hick, Hicksters are not rednecks but live in suburban areas with and are middle-class citizens. Hicksters are booksmart and but no intelligent, with no common sense whatsoever and lack greatly of social skills. While they may play sports for many years or try very hard in athletic situations, their lazy personalities will weigh them down and critically damage their athleticism and body type. This means they can vary from the body types of chubby to potbellied to skinny and are very weak in sports and anything else to do with strength. They can be very awkward in conversations and usually talk in not broken English, but with many constant pitch changes in their voice between sentences. The diet of a Hickster mainly consists of fatty foods, meats, soft drinks, many bagged chips, jello and various other junk foods. To boost their confidence they will make smartass jokes so they can hopefully cause a laugh or too from anyone, but will only have an outcome of cringe from their audiences. The only chance of friends or companions they may only have is with other Hicksters and people with lowered standards and similar attributes. In summary, Hicksters are annoying, cringey, and pretty much no one favors to be around them or conversate with them. And remember, don’t be a square, and you especially do not want to be a Hickster.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum