HFB Tee
HFB is "Hike, Food, Beer." A staple of those in the Pacific Northwest. Its trajectory is comparable to the GTL of those on the Jersey Shore. It begins on a weekend, with a long debate about which trail to hike. This takes hours depending on various factors including discipline, fitness, permission of dogs, parking, electic car charging, concentration of Californians (no more than 6/sq mile) presence of hobos, their horoscopes, among others. They travel to their destination, but much like fishing typically being a social excuse for day-drinking, this is an excuse to get high. They will indulge heavily in libations, rambling about marginal subjects. These last 2-3 hours, as that's the amount of time it takes for them to run out of weed. Another talk occurs when choosing where to have eat, but other factors such as allergens, organic/GMO status, and meat sourcing are also considered. They engage in reverse camping when seated, but otherwisel follow a standard timeline. The last part is to go to a local brewery. By this point, it is later and all bets are off when it comes to holding back. Also, their weed has largely worn-off, thus paving the way for more drinking. Being cross-faded is typically not enjoyed. The drinking continues until one has an allergic reaction to gluten-free beer, though this is just a somatic manifestation of that person's crippling social anxiety, for which he or she mitigates by maintaining a high-level of marijuana intoxication.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.