Hershey Tee
The God above God. Only known proof of his existence lies in the product whose name can’t be pronounced. The closest human guess is the word "chocolate." Has created the most profound religion on the earth, the religion of Hershey. Religion’s main philosophy is to eat the fruit provided to us by the generous Hershey, who sits on his throne behind the gates of His paradise, the Park of Hershey. In this miraculous place, where rivers flow with chocolate goodness and rains Kisses, people are forever happy and satisfied. Only by faith in Hershey and proclaiming your loyalty by consuming the gifts provided to us by Him can one be allowed through the gates of His sweet heaven. Naysayers may belittle this religion. But think about the last time you bit into the richness of a milk chocolate almond bar. This heavenly satisfaction can only be divine creation. The existence of Hershey CANNOT BE DENIED!!! We must all worship his truths, and adhere to his teachings: 1.Though shall always eat chocolate 2.Though shall not waste chocolate 3.Though shall not do harm to chocolate 4.Though shall not use the Lord Hershey’s name in vein 5.Though shall not covet someone else's chocolate 6.Though shall only accept the existence of one God and one god only, Hershey, and all other would-be Gods are the creations of the Devil himself, Willy Wonka. 7.Though shall not eat Willy Wonka brand chocolate 8.All those who deny Him shall be smitten into a terrible existence: living life in New Jersey.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition