Hector Tee
Hector is quite common to Latin countries, but very rare elsewhere. One is most lucky to find one not in his native country Mexico. Hectors have been bred to be thoughtful with a sweet personality. Hectors are known for their understanding and loyalty toward others. Willing to please those who need it, milk and cookies are needed to bribe Hector into pleasing you. But remember, everyone has a limit although Hectors are known to have no limit for the right bribe. Hector Version m/m has been available since 1994, yet a rumored Version r.h.v. is out there. Watch out for the r.h.v. version, very rare and very special. Signs that Hector could be version r.h.v.; constantly wears hoodie (always black/blue/purple but rarely white) Has sweet tooth and can be found chewing on rainbows. Large amounts of gold are offered for Hector version r.h.v. make sure to keep on eye on him if you find one. Feed him daily and remember BE NICE to Hector he is very sensitive and WILL DISS YOU.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart