Heather Tee
Heather is the baby of the world. She is just perfect, tells the truth, and always has adds her friends back on Snapchat. But never do her wrong, once you break her trust she might not be too forgiving. She has a lisp and does the Vaseline challenge. She's the life of the party and loves to make friends on Snapchat. Heather spits saliva when she speaks due to her lisp. (She is a baby after all) If you know a Heather you know her presence is addicting. You always want her around because everything about her is perfect and she smells like perfume (unless she needs her diaper changed). She's definitely innocent and pure. Her eyes gleam under her eyepatch (and get admired) , her nose is kissable, and her smile could lift up a room (she has Vaseline on her lips and even her teeth) and not to mention she's a very special baby girl, a gift from a guardian angel. Heather is a shy but sassy baby. Although Heather often times struggles to see her own worth, hundreds appreciate her everyday. Especially her birthday. They lift up her eyepatch and admire her gleaming eyes. They kiss her nose. And they stroke her sweet, wavy dark blond hair (but the smell when she needs her diaper changed is not so sweet). Never give up on a Heather. She's a baby angel in disguise. Literally. She even has wings.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.