Harrison High School Tee
Harrison High School is a public high school in the west suburbs of Atlanta, GA. Their mascot is the Hoyas. Over 75% of student is upper-middle class whites. Their mommies drive Cadillacs and pay for their many “needs” within technology, clothing, transportation, and alcohol/drugs/nicotine. Almost everybody here drives a Jeep, and hits puff bars in the 400 Hall bathroom daily. Flexing is considered to be a normal occurrence, and is often praised for making many want to kill themselves. Hoyas love to post on social media showing people how rich they are. The band kids here are on a whole different level of cult-like behavior, often slitting their wrists as “initiations”. Seniors desperately want to date freshmen, creating a never-ending cycle of whores generating each year; sophomores will sneak vodka in through metal water bottles. People go to Florida every weekend and especially during Spring Break’s annual “Great White Migration”. Many people here are homophobic, racist, sexist, and overall really mean-spirited people in an otherwise quiet and kind community. Students are organized into one of the following groups: -Rich Football Players -Marching Band Kids -Overly Political Minors -Drug Dealers -Future Frat Boys -Girls Who Care Way Too Much About Their Aesthetic -Couples Who Grope Each Other In The Hall -People Who Are Gay As A Trend -Lifted Truck Drivers -Kids Who Sit Alone Alone At Lunch To Make Others Feel Guilty -The Normal Minority GO HOYASSSSS!!!!!!
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Customer Reviews
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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