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Handos Tee

The ultimate sign of respect coming from the Meksikan God father, Fernando of San Fernando CAlifornia (city named after His majesty). Only the chosen few can receive "Handos" in their life time, and only those strong enough have witnessed it. Not everyone can give them out. So many ask "how do i give Handos? It's quite simple really. First you and the person you are giving handos to make a fist. Then you reflect on all the laws you have broken throughout your life in less than a second and pound your fist together. Once the act of Handos has been completed, the person who received the Handos is free to give them to who ever he wishes. There are a couple of rules, though!!! A person who has never received Handos (a handos virgin)must receive his first Handos from His greatness, Fernando of San Fernando! This is a crucial step that cannot be skipped!!! If a Handos Virgin receives his first Handos from anyone else besides Fernando, those Handos are unofficial!!!! Anyone giving unofficial Handos will have to deal with Fernando himself and his 2 most trusted associates, Domingo and Gursi. This is an automatic death sentence. So what are Handos really? Handos is just a way of saying Handles, but sloppier. Going to heaven is ALMOST as good as getting handos, but not quite as satisfying. How can Handos help u in life? Lets say you are competing for a job against some nerd who has a Masters degree from harvard and a Doctrine from Yale. You only have a High school diploma and a rubber band in your pocket. But you also tell the interviewer that on numerous occasions you received Handos. Who gets the job? You guessed it, You do!! So ask not what Handos can do 4 u, but what u can do for Handos.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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