Halloween Tee
"Halloween" is an Autumn holiday original derived from a Pagan holiday contemporarily named "All Hallow's Eve." It's more traditional name is Balls Hollow Eve and is based on the practice in which on October 31st Men would carve glory holes into pumpkins and jack off into them; making their balls hollow. This practice was believed to help un-wanted pregnancies which would lead to unwanted births in late July and August. Balls Hollow Eve was practiced to help stagnant and decline infant mortality as July and August were two of the hottest months of the year. Women would typical carry their newborns with them as they plowed fields in the heat; which was often untenable for the infants. Overtime Men began carving faces into the pumpkins as a form of archaic porn to help hollow their balls faster and do, what they believed, was their part in stopping infant mortality. The faces encouraged the men to Jack off more in these pumpkins that eventually became known as Jack Off Lanterns or Jack O Lanterns.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating