hagetha Tee
Stupid bitch that you always see in Walmart buying baby clothes for her dead rock with eczema. Usually wearing tube tops exposing her rolls of fat, knee length plaid shorts that she found while she "accidentally" wandered into the men's section, occasionally found sniffing park benches. In her spare time, she licks slugs, steals dirt, and listens to forks scratching plates. She lives in a cardboard box next to the permantly closed subway due to toxic chemicals. She likes to store moldy cheese, ginger hair, snail eye balls, and armpit hair that she pulled from her fellow hobo's armpit in her bra. She has $900 quadrillion dollars she uses to burn so she can stay warm or to buy drugs. Last seen in Donald Trump's bathtub filled with soup. Finds men from 80-199 years old attractive that have bowl cuts. The end! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means