Hafeez Tee
Hafeez is my best friend I met hafeez 3 years ago and we became the bestest of friends and I wouldn’t have thought that I would have met him again but I did and he's annoyed me every single day but he’s made me the happiest human being every single day . He reminds me of a huge grizzly bear 🐻 he’s so fluffy he’s my scrumptious pie🥧we’ve been through a lot together in the 5 months that we have been together but it’s only made us stronger I wouldn’t change hafeez for anyone and no one could be able to replace hafeez . When hafeez hugs me his hugs are warm and fluffy like pancakes he may seem innocent but is the total opposite of innocent . His hands are bigger then my whole head he is a real life giant people would think he is my dad rather than my boyfriend but that’s okay because it doesn't change the fact that he’s my scrumptious wife pie no one will ever tolerate the tragic sounds that come from his mouth when he sleeps when we FaceTime the snores are life threatening and so loud it can cause severe damage to the ears. But I still love hafeez he is my favourite human and I don’t get annoyed being around him I feel allergic to others ever since I have met him. I love him with my whole heart and no rats compare to me because I’m the best he is going to get and going to have. END OFF
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.