Guzzy Tee
One fine day in the early 2000s, Guzman and his younger brother Gustav were planning to open up a new Mexican Fast Food restaurant in Sydney called “GyG i.e Guzman and Gustav. Both bros had put in months of effort and time in to the perfecting of the burrito recipe, ensuring the pulled pork was pulled just the right amount. Saturday 16th November, the year GyG was to open its doors At the rise of dawn, Gustav went to the home office to get some early paperwork done when an unusual contract caught his eye. It read, “This is an agreement between the parties Guzman Sanchez and Gomez Pedro for the merging and acquisition of GyG Enterprises.” Fuming with anger, Gustav charged into his brothers room but before he could take a swing at Guzman he found he could no longer move, he had been mercilessly shot beside of his eye. GyG began to flourish, Guzman had no regret in his bones. That was until Gustav was reborn. He was back. And he was back looking better than ever. A small boy in Westmead was alived - Banga was set to ruin GyG for what his brother had done to him. All hail Guzzy.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.