Grunt Style Tee
Grunt Style is a military apparel brand worn mainly by non servicemen. The following are examples of things you can expect to find on a Grunt Style shirt: "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" - Get it? WTF "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." - A.K.A. the 2nd Amendment (MLG Air horn plays) Final example, "IF THEY STAND BEHIND YOU PROTECT THEM IF THEY STAND BESIDE YOU RESPECT THEM AND IF THEY STAND AGAINST YOU DESTROY THEM" Umm okay.... Grunt Style customers also like the blue police flag sticker on the back of their truck right next to "Molon Labe, Leupold, I got your six, Ruger and Coexists (written in firearm company logos.) The customers beard and bald head is there to give the illusion of being a battle seasoned operator, despite never serving. Grunt Style customers like to appear to be rebellious and edgy. They might say something like, "the liberals will be so pissed when she read my shirt," but in reality no one is offended, they just feel bad for you, you're lack of style and social awareness. No one thinks you're a bad ass. You're a fake alpha and the only thing that could make this worse is you revving up a Harley outside a Denny's at 2am. If you know someone who owns one of these T-shirts, I am sorry and a non-profit support group will be made soon for those who have to acknowledge that they are dating or friends with someone who wears Grunt Style. -MK
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.