Greg Tee
Greg is someone who’s a sarcastic person has a knack for being a world class asshole. Holds a membership to the national sarcasm society and may someday become president of it. Or his own evil planet Greg minions. Greg’s are usually found in the north region of the United States and typically hail from pennsultuckey . Usually found driving a black jacked up dodge truck with a mid life crisis trackhawk tucked in garage. Has a penchant for whiskey and burgers. Can usually be found at the gym after eating his rice ,ground bison and steamed rabbit food ,trying to reclaim his youth and work off his dad bod that he obtained from eating greasy burgers and drinking whiskey. He should accept the dad bod and be done. Greg’s have a horrible memory so plan on repeating yourself when conducting a conversation on that note if your a female chances are he’s not listening anyway he’s staring at your rack of large breasts trying to picture them bouncing around. Typically clueless to being hit on and has no idea how to respond to most sexual innuendos. Has strong feelings on the current situation in Washington but can easily calmed down by changing the subject to boobs , blow jobs or Star Wars. A Greg always brighten ones day with his sarcastic charming smart comments and knows how to get a good laugh outta people. Has a real hatred for the people of Walmart especially the red neck Pennsultuckey kind and extra thick women
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum