Greenwich Tee
Greenwich, Connecticut is one of the wealthiest towns in America. A large portion of the people there are white and a vast majority have too much money. There's a serious drug culture resulting from bored teenagers having excess cash and a sufficient parent population which works too often to keep a close eye on things. Hopefully, though, you readers know that most of what's posted on here is exaggerated. It's true that plenty of people have abominably large houses, fancy cars, and employees to help around the house, but no one that I knew in the 17 years I lived there ate anything dipped in edible gold, and no one had a helicopter, though one girl in my grade's dad used his company helicopter regularly. The point of this is that yes, the town is absurd and the people there often have no concept of reality, the value of a dollar, or what life is like outside of Greenwich, the posh parts of New York and their beautiful, luxurious vacation destinations, it's not completely like that. I hated growing up there, because most people were lacking in original thought, style, etc but there are some really cool people, so if you ever come across someone from Greenwich, don't write them off immediately. Plenty of people worked really hard to be able to live there so their kids could go to Greenwich High School, since it's a pretty good school.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.