Gravitational Refugee Tee
Gravitational Refugee (noun) Definition: A person who must leave their current gravitational environment—whether seeking lower gravity (such as the Moon’s 0.16g or Mars’s 0.38g) or higher gravity (hypothetically)—to avoid environmentally induced organ dysfunction, musculoskeletal deconditioning, neuropathy, or cardiovascular insufficiency that would otherwise result in chronic illness or physiological failure. Context: Someone born on Mars who comes to visit Earth (hypothetical future where humans are on Mars), and they visit Earth but their heart is to weak to handle our gravity, their bones cant stand up as well to support their bodies full weight because now its more than doubled everything they’ve ever known except the transit. They would fair far better on Luna than on Earth if for whatever reason Mars was lost to them and they could not return. Those same conditions we call diseases and chronic illness on Earth, when if they occurred in someone from say, Martian level gravity, no one would fault them or call them faulty, they’d just realize the environment, the earths gravity itself is deadly to some people, except currently all of those who suffer unnecessarily suffer daily and are told they and their bodies are the problem, they are not, this is just literally the wrong gravitational level for their bodies.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means