Gordy Tee
the sweetest boy you'll ever meet with moon-round blue eyes and pure unadulterated cuteness. he will always cry for you and never wants to hurt anybody's feelings. hyper-intellectual, he outacademia'd academia in 4th grade and became the most anti-academic academic known to mankind. if you say he is the smartest person you know he will correct you to ensure you know he doesn't believe in the intellectual stratification of society. if i was a slave in 1800 he would def save me. you might find him in a sun-bathed forest of records, listening to big star. he can juggle a socca ball like no tomorrow. no one likes to see him sad. his mama loves him and he is the best big/lil brother. everyone invites him everywhere, but he always says no, it's like dragging a whale onto an airplane. he defeated toxic masculinity at age four then went on to just be a straight g for no particular reason at all. for unknown reasons he will randomly start eating vomit meals with crazy enthusiasm like anchovies over pasta, but you have to just leave him be because his name is gordy and lots of girls want to be with him (you're #37 take a look). the only status fatale i'll ever meet has a sophisticated sense of style and taste. be careful because he will roast you and he DOES NOT CARE if you do not get his humor right away. gordy is an angel boy. the more you compliment him the more he tells you not to hit him with that #glaze but it's just facts! i would def name my son gordon and call him gordy
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.