Goonicide Tee
The word that relates to an event that occurred early 2025. A man, Nautica Malone, had been seen driving through Bikini Beans Coffee, a popular coffee dispensary much like Starbucks, with his pants down and his privates out. The women in the drive through were recording his actions, and while they were not defendable, many have dubbed Nautica the "goonlord" as he soon after commited suicide because he didn't want to be seen as a gooner or lowlife by his wife and two children. The term "Goonicide" comes from the fact that a suicide took place over an event that related to gooning. Many have protested against Bikini Beans Coffee for being responsible for the death of Nautica. This could have been by driving through the drivethrough pantless themselves, or attending the "gooneral" that took place soon after Nautica's death. If you'd like, there are many people who have talked on this situation on YouTube, (Papa Meat, penguinz0, Pyrocinical, etc:...) Or, there's an article on Complex.com written by Joe Price that can be viewed by searching Google for, "Nautica Malone Goonicide Complex Article)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means