Gonzalez Tee
A Latino “man” who constantly forgets everything, his keys, glasses, etc… According to tradition he must have his room and sink dirty and smelly at least 360 days of the year. In order to finish some of the excessive meals a Gonzalez would eat he must evacuate his bowls midway through the meal to expand the capacity of his stomach. The Gonzalez creature has been known to consume over 200 pounds of raw meat in a serving. You can tell you are dealing with a Gonzalez by his distinct smell which originates mainly from the foot area. It has been attempted to eradicate this smell with ultra-strength deodorizers however all attempts have failed (see skunk). Gonzalez’s have not evolved to the point where walking on 2 feet is comfortable, the Gonzalez will frequently stumble or trip while attempting to move. A Gonzalez is able to drink an entire bottle of tequila in one night and remain sensible; however depriving a Gonzalez of even one hour of sleep can have detrimental affects to both coordination and mental capacity. A common belief of the Gonzalez is that God = 2k+1. A Gonzalez is also handicaped when it comes to cooking meals. (re-heating would be a more appropriate term) Frequently the Gonzalez burns food while it is pre occupied with other things. This contributes to the dirty smell of his environment.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.