Gongzalo Tee
A pale male of the pig descent. He eats PILIPINO! (urge of every word) food everyday, three times a day. He has SBL... and I mean SALTY. BROWN. LIPS. You know what I'm saying? With the little green Pilipino juice squirting out at your face! And the when he laughs. OMG. His laugh makes you so constipated. OKAY SO. Here is Gongzalo's process of constipation presentation elimation: First, he starts by sitting on a chair with AT LEAST 2 chairs next to the chair. Then he puts his arm around the left chair and spreads his legs apart. *Warning* His legs MUST be exactly at a 90 degree angle. Next, he starts shaking his legs like he's going to pangpwee really hard like POOT! This is already making me want to go pyak sy. After that, Gongzalo starts rubbing his big fat bulging stomach. Then, he starts going "ahh" like in Don't Cha(this is his all-time favorite song). He also squeezes his lips together at the same time. Worst part of the process-- He laughs and you can not see his eyes because they are covered by his face fats(by the way, he does not have a chin). And then. DUN DUN DUN!.......
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!