Gómez Tee
Any person (usually a female with tig 'ol bitties) who has no idea what a real movie is, how to watch a movie, or look up movies online. Such Gómezez develop cataracts over their eyes during truly good movies and develop an insatiable and uncontrollable glee in the presence of a horrid movie. Upon end of a bad movie, the Gómez will likely consumate this unforgivable act by smiling and jumping up and down, her tig 'ol bitties bouncing, bawling a cacophony of Spanish noise and gibberish to her twenty cohorts (who are likely family members--they likely arrived in a single car). (It should be noted that such women will feign intelligence and film knowledge often, citing predetermined lists of movies as "good." Watch out for them, for they will lie, cheat, and steal your oxygen, saliva, and ballpoint pens.) Such women are also susceptible to blindingly handsome Polish men (as they should, for when un-nigrified, contain all the proper attributes of a sophisticated breeder). The bairn of such a courtship is called a "Polminican Love Child."
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂