Göbekli Tepe Tee
Göbekli Tepe is the site in modern-day Turkey of the first recorded civilization on Planet Earth. Göbekli Tepe translates as “Potbelly Hill”. It dates to around 12,000 years ago although possibly older. It correlates well to the timeline of the appearance of the human acne bacterium ca. 15,000 years ago, then ca. 12,900 years ago when a meteorite hit the Hiawatha glacier in Greenland, the last ice age, the Younger Dryas, followed by the domestication of wild wheat and barley. The acne bacterium kickstarted adaptive behaviour change, caused by a fungal infection, from small hunter-gatherer family groups to full insectualization run by a death cult. Aliens: Take me to your leader. The last address we had was Potbelly Hill, DC. Homer: DC? As in Capitol Hill, Washington DC? Aliens: Yes, DC as in death cult. Homer: Potbelly parasites with a pot of money, mind control, dark magic while the rest of us writhe around in a feudalistic system of indebted servitude? Aliens: Nothing much has changed…if you ignore technological advancement. Homer: What have I done to deserve this??? Aliens: Predictive programming. Homer: Doh! Aliens: The last time we visited we came across a fun guy who was a shaman hooked on drugs and lucid dreaming. We left him to it.
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Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡