Goatsledge Tee
The story of Goatsledge begins in the 1800s. Billiam Goetslege, a struggling farmer, lived in the modern day West Virginia. The season was extremely tough and didn't provide enough food for the upcoming winter. Billy decided to make a deal with the Devil asking for enough food for the winter and in return Billy would give up his soul. When Billy snapped back into reality, he noticed his family was dead. The Devil made sure there was enough food for Billy for the winter. Billy realizing what has occurred decided to commit self-immolation. As he burned, Billy noticed he could not die. The Devil appeared before him. The Devil reminded Billy that he owned his soul. Billy slowly felt his body begin to morph. He had a goat’s head with a man’s body. The Devil gifted Billy a sledgehammer. Thus the birth of the entity known as Goatsledge. GS became the Devil’s repo man. When there was a soul the Devil needed, GS collected. Whenever any form of intense forms of violence or chaos occur, GS was there. GS is often pictured in heavy metal culture. Most bands usually have some form of goat as a logo or as album art. GS is often confused with Baphomet, but it is in fact GS. Followers of GS are known as The Kvlt of Sledge. According to its leader, when GS appears the temperature becomes a confusing state. It is a feeling of being too hot but too cold all at the same time. Also you hear whispers of “Obey the Sledge” and “Live By the Goat, Die By the Sledge.”
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.