Goatboy35 Tee
A Covid denier, being adversely opposed to the existence of the Coronavirus, instead claiming that it is just the flu, being exploited in an attempt for the government to secure control. His evidence for his view is that the mortality, susceptibility rate, and symptom rate is near identical to the flu. His other rationale is that the death rate, despite lockdown's remains identical, and that some deaths automatically get deemed as due to the virus, with extenuating factors being given less moderation. You would imagine that a goat with these vastly controversial opinions would remain isolated from the rest of civilized society, and would thus be exiled into the barren dregs of the internet where only the outcasts reside, however, the contrary appears to exist. What is most astounding of all is the ability and charisma this Goat possesses, despite his eccentric persona he appears to have the ability of convincing even the greatest opposition into becoming his stalwart supporter. Appearing to exude confidence, he seems to never falter, instead it appears the opposite, any opposition he encounters simply fuels his motivation. As a result he appears to have created a unified group known as DEUS, where he supposedly, as referenced by his rants plans to enact raids throughout the online sphere. Furthermore, Goatboy appears to be a devout supporter of various historical movements, ranging from the IRA, Confederates, Rhodesian's and Templar's.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.