GMod kid Tee
The lowest of the low. The child you pray to god you don't have when you conceive one. The worst kid you know. All you need to know is that the GMod kid is the scum of the earth, and, if left unchecked, will bring unspeakable terrors to the future of humanity as we know it. GMod kids can typically be identified by their strong desire to run from what are known as "Nextbots" within the video game "Garry's Mod" developed by Facepunch Studios. While likely an utterly, mind-numbingly boring and asinine activity for anyone with more than a dozen brain cells, the GMod Kid finds a sick, twisted pleasure in being chased by PNGs and GIFs across a decades old video game environment. They seem to have somehow convinced themselves that they are genuinely terrified of these, despite being harmless still images downloaded off the internet that follow the player in a linear path. The GMod kid has no free will, or, if they did, have completely tossed it to the wind. Their minds are a slave to whatever meme is currently trending amongst social media. They tend to be obsessed with Metal Gear Rising (this obsession being reflected in their "Nextbot" sessions with Senator Armstrong being a popular pursuer), ULTRAKILL, nice argument senator, capybara, wojak, femboys (but only ironically, right guys?), gigachad, jerma, sus, and breaking bad. They are trite, derivative, and fundamentally incurious people. Will probably grow up to do absolutely nothing of importance.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means