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Glendale Tee

One of the wackest cities in Southern California. Glendale is pretty much in between Eagle Rock, and Los Feliz. Around 15 minutes North of Downtown LA. Glendale holds the biggest population of Armenians outside of Armenia. That is why you see so many earlier year BMW bodies being driven around from they're apartment because their salary only goes to working on their car and saving up for the Ed Hardy store that's going to open up soon. (omgz the more rhimestones and homo patterns, the betterz!1) Otherwise, this city is pretty diverse. There are many Koreans, Hispanics, Whites, and Filipinos. And no one race really gets along with the other. There's always tension and fights behind a blank reason. The white side of glendale is often called "La Crescenta" ( actually, thats the actual sub-city name ). The only things to do in Glendale is go to the mall, americana, marketplace, or In n out. And everybody knows which In n out if you live here. There are two main high schools here that hold a big rivalry. Hoover High and Glendale High ( also referred to as GHS ). They both have the same rep outside of glendale, and they both suck in sports. That's why CV from the white side, La Crescenta, beats they're ass everytime in everything. Go falcons ! The teenage population in Glendale is pretty bad. In La Crescenta, a bit better. The teenagers' groups consist of scene kids, jocks disguised in semi-skater clothing, posers who like to smoke oregano acting like they're faded and typically hang out with the scene kids and act like they skate, REAL skaters, sneakerheads, the typical armenians, and the rest don't matter. Nobody get's along with the armenians, even the armenians don't get along with the armenians. The americana and mall is an attraction to the hypebeasts of Socal. They all like to come here for some reason. It's really anoyying when you see multiple colored bandanas and bape/baby milo/bbc from head to toe. Theres also a lot of kids that like to make cliques, fams, crews, etc. Originally only supposed to be made by krumpers ,( there used to be sessions here when glendale was fine ) but everybody likes to be gay and labeled in a fam because they can't seem to get their mind to grow out of middle school. Everybody pretty much expects too much in your image. If you aren't holding a cigarette, don't blaze, aren't dressed in a certain way, don't go to parties every friday and saturday if possible, don't have at least 5 fam tags on your myspace display name or headline, then you are not accepted here. As sad as it sounds, that's how dumb this place is and that's why nobody else likes to come here anymore. If your family is planning to move here, go to La Crescenta. It may be the white side of glendale, but it's way better.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B.Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s.Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

GayagayMar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W.Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

WilliamMar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K.Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T.Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knowsMar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PPMar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

JaysonMar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v.Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J.Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D.Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D.Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J.Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N.Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a.Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G.Jan 20

LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍

Angelina C.Jan 16
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