Glendale Tee
One of the wackest cities in Southern California. Glendale is pretty much in between Eagle Rock, and Los Feliz. Around 15 minutes North of Downtown LA. Glendale holds the biggest population of Armenians outside of Armenia. That is why you see so many earlier year BMW bodies being driven around from they're apartment because their salary only goes to working on their car and saving up for the Ed Hardy store that's going to open up soon. (omgz the more rhimestones and homo patterns, the betterz!1) Otherwise, this city is pretty diverse. There are many Koreans, Hispanics, Whites, and Filipinos. And no one race really gets along with the other. There's always tension and fights behind a blank reason. The white side of glendale is often called "La Crescenta" ( actually, thats the actual sub-city name ). The only things to do in Glendale is go to the mall, americana, marketplace, or In n out. And everybody knows which In n out if you live here. There are two main high schools here that hold a big rivalry. Hoover High and Glendale High ( also referred to as GHS ). They both have the same rep outside of glendale, and they both suck in sports. That's why CV from the white side, La Crescenta, beats they're ass everytime in everything. Go falcons ! The teenage population in Glendale is pretty bad. In La Crescenta, a bit better. The teenagers' groups consist of scene kids, jocks disguised in semi-skater clothing, posers who like to smoke oregano acting like they're faded and typically hang out with the scene kids and act like they skate, REAL skaters, sneakerheads, the typical armenians, and the rest don't matter. Nobody get's along with the armenians, even the armenians don't get along with the armenians. The americana and mall is an attraction to the hypebeasts of Socal. They all like to come here for some reason. It's really anoyying when you see multiple colored bandanas and bape/baby milo/bbc from head to toe. Theres also a lot of kids that like to make cliques, fams, crews, etc. Originally only supposed to be made by krumpers ,( there used to be sessions here when glendale was fine ) but everybody likes to be gay and labeled in a fam because they can't seem to get their mind to grow out of middle school. Everybody pretty much expects too much in your image. If you aren't holding a cigarette, don't blaze, aren't dressed in a certain way, don't go to parties every friday and saturday if possible, don't have at least 5 fam tags on your myspace display name or headline, then you are not accepted here. As sad as it sounds, that's how dumb this place is and that's why nobody else likes to come here anymore. If your family is planning to move here, go to La Crescenta. It may be the white side of glendale, but it's way better.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!