GIR Tee
One of the most kickass cartoon characters EVAH! GIR (a dysfunctional SIR, Standard Information Retrieval unit) is Zim's robot servant however he rarely obeys. Nobody knows what the G in GIR stands for, GIR said it himself in the first episode. Jhonen Vasques, the creator, said it was never meant to be found out. GIR has a short attention span and is completely random. As a disguise to not look like a robot when humans see him, he wears a green dog suit. It has pretty big eyes and a tongue sticking out. As a robot he changes. He has blue eyes, shoulders, and a blue square on his chest area. When he is in duty mode those blue parts turn red and he half-shuts his eyes, almost in an angry look. GIR loves waffles, the angry monkey show, tacos, rubber piggies, bees, and doom. He also likes to sing the Doom Song, which is a song consisting of the word doom and goes on for six months. When GIR has temper tantrums they are usually the same. He screams until he gets what he wants, seen in FBI Warning of Doom and Zim Eats Waffles. When GIR made waffles Zim didn't want to eat, he screamed until Zim ate them. This happened twice, the second time he repeatedly slapped Zim with a waffle. He has a high pitched voice that isn't annoying, but strangely cute. When he walks in his dog suit his feet squeak. Overall, hilarious and cute.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.