Gideon Tee
A manly man. A total "Clint Eastwood" type. He loves the outdoors and is a risk taker! He is also not afraid of anything. He fights and kills two grizzly bears a year and he once lived with a pack of wolves for 6 months. He is ruggedly handsome and has an All-American chiseled jaw. He has a few scars on his face from all of the fights he's gotten into protecting and defending those he cares about. (Don't worry, it doesn't take away from his superb good looks, in fact it adds to it.) Gideon is not afraid to speak his mind and is not afraid to get into fights, especially when it comes to defending the honor of his lady. Gideon is a great guy to have a relationship with but he travels a lot, so it may get hard. But he is totally worth it! He has high morals and values but that won't stop him from having a good time. Gideon is the life of the PARTY! Gideon can sometimes come across as aggressive but he is just being honest--he does not lie. If you need advice, he's the man to go to. He won't beat around the bush. He will tell you exactly what he thinks even if it hurts your feelings. And if it hurts you're feelings he'll say "Hey little girl! I don't like cherry. It upsets my stomach! Yee Yee!" Gideon is a good man who will make you laugh, make you smile, and make you bleed (if you cross him) But if you are on his good side, NEVER let him go! (unless he physically pushes your face away from him)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡