ghetto girl tee
Your typical girl from the hood; characteristics include but are not limited to: - A fuck-ton of gel for their edges to the point where their head looks crusty af - Jordans (usually Jordan 1's or 4's) - A shit-load of lip gloss - Skinny Jeans to show their ass (however, it is usually non-existent) - Crusty hair - Travels in packs of hideous girls and occasionally spotted with ghetto boys If you happen to encounter one in person prepare for a wave of incompressible slang and bad breath. It may be in your best interest to run since their breath is quite deadly. The chemicals from their lip gloss, hair gel, hairspray, and any other chemicals present on their bodies during the encounter are toxic enough to compete with nuclear waste. Stay safe and be cautious when around one. If you encounter one on social media, such as Snapchat, do not watch their story. This is nearly as deadly as meeting one in person. You will immediately be flooded with stupid selfies, dumb twitter quotes, spams of their ugly ass friends, and mood posts. The amount of bullshit on their stories is enough to make anyone want to immediately feed their genitals to the nearest squirrel. You may be behind a screen, but the dangers are still there. Be cautious on social media as well.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!