ghetto girl hoodie
Your typical girl from the hood; characteristics include but are not limited to: - A fuck-ton of gel for their edges to the point where their head looks crusty af - Jordans (usually Jordan 1's or 4's) - A shit-load of lip gloss - Skinny Jeans to show their ass (however, it is usually non-existent) - Crusty hair - Travels in packs of hideous girls and occasionally spotted with ghetto boys If you happen to encounter one in person prepare for a wave of incompressible slang and bad breath. It may be in your best interest to run since their breath is quite deadly. The chemicals from their lip gloss, hair gel, hairspray, and any other chemicals present on their bodies during the encounter are toxic enough to compete with nuclear waste. Stay safe and be cautious when around one. If you encounter one on social media, such as Snapchat, do not watch their story. This is nearly as deadly as meeting one in person. You will immediately be flooded with stupid selfies, dumb twitter quotes, spams of their ugly ass friends, and mood posts. The amount of bullshit on their stories is enough to make anyone want to immediately feed their genitals to the nearest squirrel. You may be behind a screen, but the dangers are still there. Be cautious on social media as well.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
- Soft midweight fleece with a brushed interior
- Comfortable, classic unisex fit
- Double-lined drawstring hood
- Front pouch pocket
- Gildan Heavy Blend
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product