Germany Tee
I’m going to use she/her and he/him to reference nations because why not. This asshole cunt “Nation” caused a world war, her ally(her vassal actually) Austria(back then Austria-Hungary) caused another. You wanna know how it happened? Well it all started with Franz Ferdinand, Archduke of Austria being assassinated. By a fuckin Serbian. Austria-Hungary was pissed and he demanded that she(Serbia)pay up. Serbia said no and the world went to hell on World War 1, between Entente(UK, Russia, France, soon Italy, USA, JapanNo Germany and Japan were not lesbian this time, that is WW2, more) and the Central Powers(Germany, Austria-Hungary, later the Ottoman Empire and Bulgaria). The Ottoman Empire simply joined because blame Germany. After the Treaty of Versailles which ended WW1(Germany had to kill herself essentially) yeah this Austrian called Hitler was not happy he seized power via “democratic ways” then the Großdeutsches Reich anschulssed her former ally Österreich(he hated it) and Germany went on to take the Česko part of Czechoslovakia and make the Slovensko part into a puppet. Then Germany invaded/raped Poland because she was horny and needed that sweet sweet Danzig from him and decided to carve him up with his neighbor the USSR(he is big). Britain and France did not like this and declare war because they had a guarantee on his ass then France and the Benelux fell cuz incompetence then Germany tried taking the USSR but his ass was too big for her to handle then she died.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!