Geoff Tee
Geoff, diminutive hypocorism (or “pet name”) for Geoffrey which is an English masculine given name, or Geoffroy its French equivalent. It is the Anglo-Norman form of the Germanic compound *gudą 'god' and *friþuz 'peace'. It is a cognate of Dutch “Godfried” (God Fried) and German “Gottfried”. (Got T Fried) Often confused with the anglified “Jeff”, Geoff represents the olde school version (with the e via the o). As you might say the word “yes” around Jeff, it would be correct to say “yeos” with Geoff. And while you definitely wouldn’t want to “eff” with Jeff, it’s cool to “eoff” with “Geoff”. Because the meaning of Geoff is “God’s Peace” it’s fair to say Geoff should be divinely chill, though who’s to say this “god” couldn’t be interpreted as a god of war and destruction that you caught on a good day? What is peace?? That’s a good question for Urban Dictionary! It is important to note that Geoff is a 5-letter word where Jeff is a 4-letter word, and thus never subject to usage in a 4-letter word situation. As Nick Cage pointed out, “Jeff” could never be used in place of “Dick”, but more like “Jesk” which is like a weak ejaculation.
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Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum