Gazoon Squad Tee
The GAZOON Squad: Uphill Athletes with that BOOTY dough laughter and love in aid of flow In athletic groups, few combine a love for physical exertion with a strong sense of humor and compassion as seamlessly as the "Gazoon Squad." Named after a light-hearted joke, the Gazoon Squad is a unique collective of individuals who are passionate about going uphill and embody the spirit of camaraderie and empathy. At its core, the Gazoon Squad is a band of uphill athletes. Whether it's hiking, trail running, or cycling, members of the Gazoon Squad are united by their passion for activities that involve ascension of elevations and growing a large rear end. The uphill journey is more than just a physical challenge; it's a metaphor for resilience, perseverance, booty clapping, and the pursuit of personal growth. However, what truly sets the Gazoon Squad apart is their light-hearted approach. They embrace the humor in their name and the playful origin of the term "gesundheit". This sense of humor fosters an environment where members can push their limits while maintaining a positive and joyful attitude, a tight core, and a dump truck that would turn grandma’s head “me-oh-my-oh, it’s like a bulldog with a mayonnaise sandwich down there.”
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means