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Gawthorne Tee

The Alfa male of the group, which usually consists of having a massive pulsating slong. He may be known to his peers as the (Tripod) or the man with the fucking huge horse cock!. He has many eroctic stories & fetishes, that he shares intimately with his friends in a manor were he strokes your leg gently while whispering it into your ear. He is known as the (ultimate cougar hunter), equipped with the ultimate essentials: Enormous penis (veiny as the milfs love to run there tongues down his knob), tight Bronze Abdominals & also a petruding veiny monster beneath his pants, & finally firm buns straight from the oven for her to effectively give him the perfect Rim Job while there still warm. His Milf catching technique is quite peculiar as he the captures milfs with an elongated cum shot lasso. Which efficiently holds the unsuspected milf around her arse & clitoris, this also loosen's her up as the jizz seep through her thong & gradually lubricates her already wet pussy. She is probaly already wet because the sight of him would make the milf run round the corner just to strum her clitar and fundamentally ejaculate her female juices all over herself while lactating into her own mouth. The Gawthorne may also be known as an abercrombie model as he is often mistaken for the likes of brad pitt in the movie Troy! His signature trait is leaving huge dumps in people pools but unfortunately will always been caught on tape! ohh and he is a compulsive Masturbator!

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27
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