GASGIMP Tee
GENERALLY A GASGIMP IS A PRODUCT OF BRAINDEAD BREEDING AND COATS ITSELF IN UNTOLD AMOUNTS OF FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS THAT IT HAS BEEN SHOEHORNED INTO DOING BY TV AND ONLINE HYPE AND SO ON - A GASGIMP ADORNMENT ENTERS ATMOSPHERE WHERE IT CANNOT ESCAPE FROM WHAT WITH THE ULTIMATE IN CONFINEMENT THE ELECTRICAL MASTERPIECE KNOWN AS THE STRATOSPHERE - ON SIDEWALKS A GASGIMP MINCES GASSING ECO SYSTEM FRIENDLY SORTS AS WELL AS IT PASSES BY WITH NO THOUGHT FOR ANYBODY INCLUDING PET POODLES - ITS A CRIME THAT TYE GASGIMP PHENOMINA IS PREVALENT HERE ON "HELLBALL" AT THIS PRESENT TIME AND WHAT WITH THE "I HAVE THE RIGHT" ATTITUDE GASGIMPS HAVE CONTINUALLY CONTRIBUTED TO THE DESTRUCTION OF "HELLBALL" EVERY MINUTE AND THAT INCLUDES THE FLUSHING OF BLEACH FROM TOILETS (LETS SAY 2BILLION A DAY) THAT POLUTES THE ENVIRONMENT - THE SYNTHESISED CHEMICAL GARBAGE ONCE IN THE ATMOSPHERE AND THEN IN THE ECO SYSTEM ON THE WHOLE WILL NEVER LEAVE THE GROUND AND SKIES OF "HELLBALL" AND IF IT WERE NOT FOR THE GDU (GASGIMP DETECTION UNITS) THAT ARE PERMITTED BY THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY ON "HELLBALL" BEING MR "HELL" HIMSELF TO ROUGH UP AND ALSO EXTINGUISH GASGIMPS SHOULD THEY IGNITE WHAT WITH THE FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS ABOUT THEIR PATHETIC DISMAL NON CREATIVE FOR THE MOST PART BEINGS - GASGIMPS HAVE BEEN AND ARE FACING CORRECTIVE PROCEDURES ALL ABOUT THE PLACE ON "HELLBALL" AND THATS NO LIE ACCORDING TO THE ONLINE PRESENTATION "THE NAUGHTY NEWS" -
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.