Garlonda Tee
Garlonda is the most wonderful girl you'll ever meet. She'll make you feel as if you are the only person in the world that matters. She is the most beautiful, most funny, the smartest, and the most perfect girl you'll ever meet. She has a beautiful smile that can lighten up any dark room. She smells like a field of flowers. She'll always stand out from the crowd and (In my opinion) there is not one guy in the world that could be good enough for her (NOT EVEN ME) It's the little things that make you LOVE he even more. The way her eyes squint when she smiles. The way she laughs. The way you feel when you see he with another boy, that's how you know you love her. She has the softest hands and most beautiful hair. Her eyes sparkle as the stars in the night Skye. She is also an amazing kisser. MAKE sure you take good care of her because she has been threw a lot and never make her feel bad always try and lighten her day by making her laugh (she likes that). If you have her with you be sure to never take her for granted because she is so unique. And if you reading this (Garlonda, you know who you are, Duckie) ;) I miss you and hope your happy. I wont be mad if your with someone else because I'll never stop loving you no matter what. Please take good care of her. I will always stand by you and no one can ever take my love for you away. (FLYING MONKEY) :)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means