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A small school in Jackson Heights, NY. About 500 people go there from 7th-12th grade. If you tell one person something,everyone knows. The teachers have conferences where they talk about you. At least 10 people know your locker combination. Most of the girls can be found in Mrs. Dorothy's room. Their are bake sales at least every week. No one can make fun of your ethnicity because everyone is different. You can find all the losers in the computer room, all the 7th graders and basketball players in the gym, all the cool kids in the hall way, all the fat kids in 711 jkk you can find everyone in 711, the nerds in extra help, and the other kids in the yardd. Everyone knows each other. Two kids dating with a 5 year age difference is common. Teachers piss you off. Mrs. Zinner and Mrs. Somer will hate you for NO reason. You will eventually plan their deaths :] jkk Mr. Gheurgi will yell at you and tell you, you can't do anything, Mr. Gomis will kick you out for no reason and give you detention. Mr. Hale will have attitude battles with you. Mrs. Elkin will tell you to step off the grass. Mr. Pigman will sing you the you're a little tea pot short and spout song when you put your hand on your hip. Mr. Chung will say "What's wrong with you". Mr. Krecheck will kill you in basketball practice. Mrs. Dapise stores body parts in her desk. Everyone dunks on the baskets. No one knows what's going on, unless they're in student council, because no one listens to morning meeting, and we don't have a speaker system. The guys locker room is the best place to have fun ;]]] && last of all. If you tell someone you go to garden school they will ask you if you learn how to make gardens :PP

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Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
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Joey L. Jun 16
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

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