Galactic Sextasy Tee
A form of intimate sexual stimulation involving just you and a sexual partner, hits of ecstasy*, and your individual or joined levels of creativity and imagination. Unlike traditional courting circumstances, Galactic Sextasy can occur anywhere, at anytime, with anyone. For me, Galactic Sextasy occurs when a male and female astronaut set aside an entire day in which they get together and let their imaginations take them far, far away on a thizz-tasticly erotic outer space adventure. With stimulant addition ones imagination can often times open up to a plethora of unpredictably unique sexual possibilities. Say theres a girl whom youre interested in and she somehow becomes interested in you. With Galactic Sextasy you could be tongue-tickling her star-studded sparklebox while stimulating the north star of her kitty constellation and simultaneously radiating an intense multitude of deep space pleasure tremors all throughout the coveted G-star in the luscious depths of her Hyman Cosmos. *Footnote: Taking ecstasy pills before mentally departing on your naughty deep space adventure is crucial to the experience. Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be totally thizzled out, floating through a meteor shower while getting a blow job? There are no ends to the possibilities because there are no ends to what you can imagine, so keep your eyes to the skies, your thoughts unique and creative, and just keep on poppin em.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.