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Essentially, heteroflexible. A person who is predominantly heterosexual (NOT homosexual or bisexual) and attracted to and desire to engage in sexual activities and relationship only with the opposite sex--but, given the right rare circumstances, such as an extended sexual drought, a rare and temporary same-sex attraction, or a reduced lack of inhibition from sufficient tequila or other substance, will engage privately and discretely in certain and limited sexual activities focused solely on mutual physical stimulation and release with the same sex, with neither participant fulfilling or desiring to fulfill the role of the opposite sex. Basically, this involves a gay "experience," not an overriding preference for the same sex or a gay lifestyle. For men, this generally means limited non-sexual caressing and no mouth-to-mouth kissing or (especially) anal sex. Some may find limited oral to not be objectionable. YMMV. For women, it generally means "lipstick lesbian" activity as occurs in college or among good friends (or on a fun-filled vacation) with no strap-ons or monster double dongs, although some toys and small vibes might enter the picture as an enhancement. Some activity of this nature can occur in a traditional heterosexual marriage or relationship when the partners decide to extend it to a threesome scenario, such as MFM or MFF. Usually this activity is of a one-time nature, with no repeat performances or long-term relationship ensuing. The participants are not likely to make the encounter public, as it is not an activity they generally seek out. Gay guys and gals may not care much for a g0y person just dabbling, or may take it as an insult that the g0y dabblers might be homophobic or judgmental, or look down on people that practice full penetration, but it is not the case. Why would they fear or judge an activity they have engaged in? Bottome line, the g0ys just don't fit the profile of being gay. It is similar to a gay fem gal that only likes other gay fem types, not the Butch--it's nothing person, it's just not what appeals to them, period.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B.Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s.Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

GayagayMar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W.Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

WilliamMar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K.Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T.Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knowsMar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PPMar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

JaysonMar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v.Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J.Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D.Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D.Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J.Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N.Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a.Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G.Jan 20

LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍

Angelina C.Jan 16
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