funeral drinking game Tee
The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member. It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”. It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral. If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual. It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget. Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system. Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter. Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include: If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK! Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral. Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line. Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be! If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!! We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game. It’s the circle of life.
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Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart