funeral drinking game Tee
The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member. It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”. It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral. If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual. It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget. Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system. Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter. Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include: If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK! Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral. Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line. Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be! If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!! We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game. It’s the circle of life.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
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